December 2011
2 posts
that girl
just put a knife up his ass.
now you know.
June 2011
1 post
Dit is pas een hoogtepunt!
May 2011
1 post
If all this was easy, it wouldn’t matter how it ends.
January 2011
8 posts
ericajoy-7070:
i wish someone would write me a love letter
Ugh ugh,
Dear Erica,
Caca.
Love,
Sam
Why?
chelzillapeacock:
stbi:
Would i purchase a theme that costs 50 bucks? Apparently i’ve been gone for too long.
hahah ewww NEVER BUY A TUMBLR THEME
Wasnt planning on it. WTF thats really weird, i dont even spend 50 on a piece of clothing. I spend that much whilst going out but not on anything i cant touch. Well i could touch my screen.
Why?
Would i purchase a theme that costs 50 bucks? Apparently i’ve been gone for too long.
Looking Up My Name on Urban Dictionary
livesophia:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is looking up my name on Urban Dictionary. I can’t believe all of the mean things people would say that was definitely directed at me. I didn’t know people could be so heartless. My confidence has been destroyed.
[Female, 15]
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT
My biggest regret is looking up my name on urban dictionary and not give a shit. I could...
So i thought about this for awhile...
And i think i should get an ass enhancement. Who has tips?
November 2010
1 post
my right tit hurts
My left tit hurts like someone sucked on it all night. (no i dont have kids. But dont tell my kids that)
July 2010
1 post
January 2010
10 posts
Alex and I built a fort.
geetarooman:
it was awesome. now we are going to bed.
(ps. we are both named Alex, so I’m not talking in 3rd person.. or like a schitzo)
The same bed?
Ultimate Low
whymyexsucks:
1. She left me at the airport after I came home from a deployment (I’m a military man) 2. She let me know that she was talking to and in love with a guy from MySpace. 3. She’s taking the divorce to court… not for our son (whom she left with me), but for half of my money when I retire.
Sounds like a keeper, if you ask me.
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
9 posts
I shouldn't have deleted those old emails
junglejustine:
I am writing a memoir on our relationship and now I have no direct quotes. This is life.
I dont know if i am stating the obvious, but most of the time those emails go to the deleted file, unless you emptied that one too. pro’lly did.
HAHAHAHA!
Thu Nov 5 2009 06:12:53 AM] ssewnoway: Its still 5:12 [Thu Nov 5 2009 06:12:59 AM] ssewnoway: I mean 6:12 [Thu Nov 5 2009 06:13:22 AM] maximusgladiaton: no [Thu Nov 5 2009 06:13:25 AM] maximusgladiaton: 6:13 now [Thu Nov 5 2009 06:13:37 AM] ssewnoway: 6:12 when i sent the last im [Thu Nov 5 2009 06:14:01 AM] maximusgladiaton:...
October 2009
15 posts
Deze neger komt zo hard!
Bitch did die. I’m psychic.
Seriously what the fuck is happening. I know the guy died, did the other woman die too?
WTF HAPPENED? OH SHE KILLED HIM.. Oh no she did not just kill him.
Bitch is gonna dieeee.
OH now she wants to stay? She gets dragged across the goddamn floor and she wants to fucking stay? If i was her boyfriend i would tell her to fucking fuck herself and leave her to die.
It's 9 am
pumpkinesquire:
I need a ciggerette dammit!!!!
I can give you one! Hurry your ass over here!!
saethis:
Wow. Wow. This song is making me sadder than I expected it to.
What song?
September 2009
17 posts