Sam says RAWR!!

I'm sam, I'm old and I just called in sick.
Wed Nov 18
(via chelzillapeacock) Do we know boyfriend ovah here?

(via chelzillapeacock)

Do we know boyfriend ovah here?

Tue Nov 17

I shouldn't have deleted those old emails

junglejustine:

I am writing a memoir on our relationship and now I have no direct quotes. This is life.

 I dont know if i am stating the obvious, but most of the time those emails go to the deleted file, unless you emptied that one too. pro’lly did.

Mon Nov 9
heynay: (via tofuttibreak)  Mrs Shitforbrains. Must be pronounced in french.

heynay:

(via tofuttibreak)

 Mrs Shitforbrains. Must be pronounced in french.

toristeffen: paigewich:amandavanvels:cherryblossomowl:loveyourchaos:imaginarymelissa:grayskymorning:walkingdowntown: dwayne: you know what? fuck beauty contests. life is one fucking beauty contest after another. you know, school, then college, then work, fuck that. and fuck the air force academy. if i wanna fly, i’ll find a way to fly. you do what you love, and fuck the rest. frank: i’m glad you’re talking again, dwayne. you’re not nearly as stupid as you look.  Is this a movie?

toristeffen:

paigewich:amandavanvels:cherryblossomowl:loveyourchaos:
imaginarymelissa:grayskymorning:walkingdowntown:

dwayne: you know what? fuck beauty contests. life is one fucking beauty contest after another. you know, school, then college, then work, fuck that. and fuck the air force academy. if i wanna fly, i’ll find a way to fly. you do what you love, and fuck the rest.
frank: i’m glad you’re talking again, dwayne. you’re not nearly as stupid as you look.

 Is this a movie?

Thu Nov 5
balboa: I’m going to buy these after my next paycheck :D  pleasee dont

balboa:

I’m going to buy these after my next paycheck :D

 pleasee dont